im-gonna-wear-it-as-a-wormstache:
I think we are forgetting the greatest of them all
WHEN THE HELL IS IT MY TURN.
OMG. LOOK AT COOKIE.
HOLY FUCK.You forgot one
woops almost forgot
I literally said “oh my god” outloud at the Jensen one
I LOST IT AT ROMNEY
ROMNEY.
AI R
romney lmao
Oh my gosh. I lold.
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in what fucking situation do you ever need this picture for
shes
nunderwater
i will piss on your sofa
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the guy who played all of the oompa loompas in charlie and the chocolate factory is named deep roy
deep roy
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Enough of these extremely long intellectual posts for the night, lets get down to business: How to successfully wink.
1)Create a bit a space between your top and bottom jaw.
2)SHOW TEETH* (this is important).
3)Forge an extremely lusty smile.
4)Drop jaw and connect with neck
5)Violently slam one eyelid shut
6)Allow whole face to spasm upon ocular impact
7)Remain confident
8)Accrue many potential mates
There you have it.
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